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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Junior System Administrator jobs? · Latest report #7xnkcidj
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day patching servers that could patch themselves.
Junior SysAdmin (Expert at waiting for progress bars).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated patching for a quieter server room.
help!you▸ ADMINBOT V4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
runs automated health checks every five seconds
You manage virtual machine infrastructure and backups. Your existence is basically a set of blinking lights and patches.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why that one legacy server is still running.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors begin logging your manual habits to refine the logic.
Month 4
Scripted agents take over all routine OS updates.
Month 9
The AI self-verifies backups without waiting for your manual check.
Month 13
Natural language models resolve all common user network issues.
Month 18 · D-Day
The final server rack is fully self-aware and autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 hours
Average manual patch time
92%
Backups successfully verified
14,000
Tickets closed about VMs
Your severance
One lifetime license to an empty virtual environment.
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