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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Junior Systems Administrator jobs? · Latest report #7w9ppqj9
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsActive Directory is just a digital panopticon you barely know how to lock.
Junior SysAdmin (expert at resetting forgotten passwords)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated provisioning for the modern workforce
split.youAI▸ ADMINBOT IDENTITY CORE 3▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
revokes access permissions in real time
You manage user accounts in Active Directory and configure security settings within Microsoft Entra for corporate identity control.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused manager why their account is locked again.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Simple Python scripts start handling user account creation and group assignments.
Month 4
AI-driven logs monitor Entra security alerts without needing your manual oversight.
Month 9
Users reset their own passwords via a bot instead of emailing you.
Month 13
Automated scanners replace manual checks for group policy and access controls.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system fully manages the lifecycle from hire to fire silently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
Under 2 seconds
Ticket response time
Zero
Manual password resets
Negligible
Permission errors
Your severance
One free USB drive with an expired license key.
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