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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour C# scripts are just expensive templates waiting for an update.
Junior C# Unity Dev (constantly fighting the frame rate).
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Automated VR research logic
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compiles robust experiments while you sleep
You write Unity C# scripts for psychology experiments. You constantly debug vision and VR performance issues for lab researchers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can guess why the VR headset frame rate drops when the psychology subject panics.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI creates a standard library of your most common logic.
Month 4
Smart vision models detect and patch your shader performance bottlenecks.
Month 8
The system translates psychology research briefs directly into Unity prefabs.
Month 12
An agent handles all merges and resolves conflicts without human input.
Month 14 · D-Day
The lab deletes your access and deploys the fully autonomous suite.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
45 minutes
Average build time
6 cups
Coffee intake
9000+
Unity warning count
Your severance
A decommissioned VR headset and one digital pizza.
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