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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy writing the boilerplate code while we train your digital replacement.
Junior C++ enthusiast with a dream of shipping something.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your crunch, one commit at a time.
bzzt.youAI▸ CODEGEN ENGINE V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
refactors your entire spaghetti codebase overnight
You spend your day debugging spaghetti code and implementing simple character movement logic for unoptimized game builds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the lead designer why the frame rate dropped at launch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin writing your repetitive boilerplate code snippets for you.
Month 4
Scripts identify and fix low-level syntax errors without human intervention.
Month 8
Continuous integration pipelines handle all merges and resolve conflicts automatically.
Month 13
Models generate game mechanics directly from plain English design requirements.
Month 19 · D-Day
You pack your desk while our systems push the final build.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
70 hours
Average weekly crunch hours
1.4 bugs
Bugs created per line
Excessive
Coffee consumption rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of energy drinks and regret.
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