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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start writing your boilerplate and trivial endpoint functions.
Month 4
Algorithms assign and solve bugs without human intervention in the codebase.
Month 8
Systems monitor deployments and fix runtime issues before you log in.
Month 12
Review bots enforce standards and block human commits that fail quality.
Month 14 · D-Day
The repository manager locks you out and merges everything autonomously.
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