Retrieving the file
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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Jurist jobs? · Latest report #f9cdki7b
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour expensive leather chair is just a placeholder for a server rack.
Professional reader of ancient, dusty, complex legalese.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Justice without the billable hours.
oof.youAI▸ LEXICORE-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
files 400 motions before your first coffee
You spend days reviewing case law and drafting legal arguments. The machine just reads everything faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the annoying ability to find loopholes in perfectly logical systems.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
AI begins indexing every case ever filed in human history.
Month 5
Smart software suggests the most effective arguments based on judge patterns.
Month 12
The legal database completely replaces the need for manual library searching.
Month 19
Software manages all filing deadlines without missing a single date.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
A neutral model replaces your judgment, rendering your role entirely obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.001 seconds
Case law retrieval
14 percent
Human error rate
730 cups
Coffee consumed annually
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw, which is now offline.
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