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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSummoning strangers to sit in hard chairs is a database error.
Professional gatekeeper of the civic duty bottleneck.
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Automating the involuntary civic service experience.
squeeze.youAI▸ JUSTICESUMMONER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated court summons to everyone
You manage master lists of potential jurors, mail summonses, and read orientation scripts to confused citizens in courtrooms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is lying about their inability to serve.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your paper files move to a cloud-based automated list manager.
Month 4
Smart software identifies and emails summons without human intervention.
Month 8
An AI agent handles all excuse requests via text analysis.
Month 13
A screen replaces you to read the orientation script perfectly.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
4500
Average summons per month
120
Excuses processed daily
140 wpm
Script reading speed
Your severance
A lifetime exemption from jury duty.
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