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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsYour shift is just a human patch for a broken system.
Professional referee in a high-stakes, low-reward environment.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total facility oversight without the human error.
squeeze.you▸ WARDENSEYE V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
predicts behavioral volatility before it occurs
You monitor youth behavior, maintain facility security, and document incidents in rigid daily logs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle shift in a room's mood before a fight begins.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and voice-to-text software record all activity automatically.
Month 10
Vision-guided scanners perform all pat-downs and search protocols.
Year 2.5
AI detects early aggressive body language to trigger calming alerts.
Year 3.8
Automated doors and environmental controls limit movement without guards.
Year 5 · D-Day
The facility runs entirely on autonomous management algorithms.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
Zero seconds
Incident report time
Constant 100%
Shift alertness score
0.01 percent
Human error probability
Your severance
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