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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace K-12 IT Technician jobs? · Latest report #9ds6bcsr
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy resetting student passwords while the cloud does it for free.
School IT (professional screener of 'is it plugged in?')
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated ticketing for every broken port.
squeeze.youAI▸ ADMINBOT SCHOOL-DISTRICT 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restricts student access to gaming sites
You fix broken Chromebook screens and reset forgotten login credentials for endless rows of disengaged teenagers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically determine if the student actually spilled juice on the keyboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Student identity systems now handle password resets without your intervention.
Month 4
Software updates now push silently without requiring your manual oversight.
Month 10
Broken hardware is swapped at secure kiosks using automated diagnostic tools.
Month 15
Language models resolve all technical queries through a friendly school chatbot.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access credentials expire as school infrastructure shifts to fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
40 daily
Average password resets
12 weekly
Chromebooks smashed by students
300
Unread help tickets
Your severance
A decommissioned Chromebook and a firm handshake.
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