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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour paperwork for the apocalypse is a clerical error waiting to happen.
Professional monster-damage accountant and meeting survivor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated incident reporting for planetary threats.
oof.youAI▸ KAIJULOG V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
files incident reports before the rubble settles
You document monster damage and attend endless status meetings. Your role is primarily administrative record-keeping.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smell the burning ozone on a debris field at sunrise.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors automatically capture and categorize every building destroyed by monsters.
Month 10
A script synthesizes your Monday meeting updates into a silent dashboard.
Year 1.9
Gantry-mounted cameras direct construction crews without needing your paper reports.
Year 2.7
Liability algorithms take over legal sign-offs for all kaiju reparations.
Year 4 · D-Day
The system finishes logging you out of the city database forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
48 hours
Paperwork delay
99 percent
Meeting fatigue index
0 milliseconds
Kaiju interaction speed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own digital audit trail.
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