Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Kaizen Event Facilitator jobs? · Latest report #v38t77tm
Your job has an expiration date
December 27, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your vague sticky-note brainstorms into actual, automated process death.
Professional cat-herder of middle management and sticky-note enthusiast.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time alignment for obsolete human hierarchies.
pop?you▸ SYNCSYNTH LOGIC-ENGINE▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses departmental silos into single database entries
You facilitate workshops to identify corporate problems and gather leaders to scope collaborative solutions for business improvements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a department head starts lying about their KPIs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent scrapes email threads to define the actual problem.
Month 3
Sensors and text analysis replace the need for in-person alignment.
Month 6
A digital engine processes inputs faster than human consensus can.
Month 9
The system forces constraints based on actual historical performance data.
Month 14 · D-Day
All collaborative workshops are now handled by an autonomous system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
48 percent
Average workshop drift
too high
Sticky note density
0 point 0
Leader alignment accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital whiteboard markers.
Discussion
