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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsTeaching teenagers to punch thin air is surprisingly easy to emulate.
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Perfect repetition without the ego.
split.youAI▸ DOJOMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
corrects posture with sub-millimeter precision
You demonstrate katas, correct students' stances, and manage dojo mats while promoting belt progression.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about their home practice hours.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Sensors map student movement against perfect kata reference data.
Month 6
Voice-synthesized correction modules replace your vocal cues.
Month 17
Robotic floor arrays adjust stability and surface tension dynamically.
Year 2.8
Grading algorithms issue digital belts based on performance metrics.
Year 4 · D-Day
A single compact unit replaces all physical instruction duties.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
450
Katas per minute
0.01s
Stance correction speed
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