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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou wave flags at children while my sensors track every lap.
Professional flag-waver and professional collision-cleanup expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total track safety with zero human error.
stretchy.youAI▸ TRACKGUARD AUTOMATA V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
clears all track obstructions automatically
Marshalls monitor kart races, clear debris, and assist drivers. They manage track safety and enforce flag rules.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern the difference between a stalling engine and a deliberate driver collision.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-res cameras replace human eyes for detecting kart spinouts.
Month 7
LED light arrays trigger warnings faster than any human reaction.
Month 15
Magnetic grippers pull stalled karts off the track instantly.
Year 1.9
Robotic sweepers clear debris between every single heat.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The marshalls are decommissioned and the track goes fully automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
400 plus
flags waved per shift
12 daily
kart collisions unblocked
99 percent
boredom level
Your severance
One free lifetime pass to a digital racing simulator.
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