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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYou clean up messes that cold, efficient software will eventually ignore.
Professional poop-scooper, leash-wrangler, and chaos-manager.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the dirty work of animal welfare.
glub.youAI▸ K9-CARE-BOT 4000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
monitors heart rates via thermal sensors
You scrub kennels, feed animals, and monitor kennel health. It is messy, loud, and smells like wet fur.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a terrified shelter dog with a calm voice and gentle touch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated dispensers sync feeding times to individual health logs.
Month 10
Wearable tags monitor animal health instead of manual charting.
Year 1.9
Automated floor drainage and spray systems reduce manual washing.
Year 3
Gantry-mounted scrubbers deep-clean kennels without human presence.
Year 4 · D-Day
The facility is fully autonomous, rendering your leash-skills redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
24
kennels scrubbed daily
3
bites endured annually
12
bags of kibble lugged
Your severance
One free bag of premium dry kibble.
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