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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend all day optimizing code that silicon does better anyway.
Low-level architect obsessed with clock cycles and cache lines.
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rewrites kernel drivers in nanoseconds
You write low-level code to manage hardware resources and optimize kernel performance for specific instruction sets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit exactly why the scheduler hangs when the cache gets dirty.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart agents identify every bottleneck in your current codebase.
Month 5
Neural networks begin proposing optimal kernel patches for your hardware.
Month 11
The software factory compiles and tests kernels without human oversight.
Month 16
Sensors map physical architecture to generate bespoke kernel modules instantly.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your terminal access is revoked while the machine finishes compiling.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
too many
Kernel panics resolved
zero needed
Assembly instructions written
endless
Hours spent profiling
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium mechanical switch lubricant.
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