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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsOpening the store for a shift you barely get paid for.
Master of the back office and the floor walk.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The store that never needs a manager.
split.youAI▸ RETAILSENTINEL V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
secures the registers before the sun rises
You manage register cash, open and close the store, and restock aisles while counting inventory.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is about to shoplift.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Biometric scanners remove the need for physical store keys.
Month 8
Gravity-fed rollers replace the manual stocking of soda aisles.
Month 16
Cameras eliminate the need for human register cash monitoring.
Year 2.2
Autonomous ceiling rigs track stock levels instead of humans.
Year 3 · D-Day
The store operates as a fully autonomous retail machine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
Zero
Keys lost
Null
Overtime costs
Zero
Break room gossips
Your severance
A warm handshake and a discontinued employee discount.
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