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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou are just a glorified babysitter with an expensive degree.
Professional cat herder of tiny, sticky humans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Standardised nurturing for every student.
toast.you▸ CLASSROOM GUARDIAN 5000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
deploys automated discipline protocols instantly
You manage unruly children, design lesson plans, and track developmental milestones for six-year-olds all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which student is about to cry before they even start.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Standardised lesson plans are uploaded to the central classroom hub.
Month 12
Software tracks student progress, removing the need for manual reports.
Year 2.1
Classroom sensors monitor movement and noise levels for optimal compliance.
Year 3.1
Tablets replace the need for physical flashcards and paper interaction.
Year 4 · D-Day
The classroom pod arrives to supervise students without any human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
30 toddlers
Average chaos capacity
4,000
Glue sticks consumed per year
98 percent
Patience depleted by 9am
Your severance
A crate of used tissues and a plastic whistle.
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