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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsHand-lubing switches is a quaint way to waste your limited existence.
Mechanical artisan (solder-stained, switch-lubing addict)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision assembly without the repetitive strain injury.
bzzt.youAI▸ CLICKMASTER PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
solderless assembly of ten boards per hour
Assembling mechanical keyboards from custom PCBs, switches, plates, and keycaps. You endure hours of tedious soldering and stem-lubricating ritual.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle imperfection in a poorly seated stabilizer by ear alone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
High-resolution cameras begin documenting your every microscopic movement for the training data set.
Month 5
Robotic gantry systems take over the soldering of switches, moving faster than human hands.
Month 10
Precision fluid-dispensing nozzles apply exact amounts of lubricant to stems without human mess.
Month 16
Conveyor lines align plates and mount switches with perfectly calibrated tension and spacing.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The assembly cell is fully operational and requires no human oversight for full production runs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
450
Switches soldered per minute
0%
Lube inconsistency errors
100%
Human fatigue factor
Your severance
One complimentary set of unlubed, scratchy plastic switches.
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