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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour slides are just pretty boxes for data I already own.
Aligning rectangles until the sun comes up.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated visual storytelling for corporate overlords.
glub.youAI▸ SLIDESTREAM AI V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates pitch decks while you sleep
You spend days aligning boxes, picking fonts, and obsessing over slide transitions for executive presentations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and shrink the font when the CEO looks bored.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-driven design blocks replace your manual alignment work.
Month 4
Data streams feed directly into layout shells without human input.
Month 8
Vision models automatically flag brand inconsistencies in your files.
Month 12
Decision makers prefer the machine's speed over your creative process.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system fully automates presentations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
400 hours
Average animation time wasted
0.01 percent
Pixel alignment error rate
120 slides
Slides per board meeting
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic font library.
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