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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour ability to bread chicken is the only thing delaying progress.
Professional fryer operator and master of the breading station.
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Perfect pressure-fried chicken, every single time.
help!youAI▸ COLONEL-BOT X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters hot oil while breading drumsticks
You operate pressure fryers, bread chicken pieces in flour, and serve customers at the front counter.
The one thing AI can't do
You can manually rescue a dropped batch of tenders before the manager notices.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart screens replace the human at the front counter entirely.
Month 7
Mechanical pincers dip and roll chicken pieces in flour perfectly.
Month 16
Sensors monitor oil quality and pull baskets automatically when done.
Year 2.1
Autonomous vacuums and scrubbers handle the grease buildup overnight.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The kitchen operates fully without human intervention for the first time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
99.9%
Average breading consistency
Zero human input
Deep fryer oil changes
Under two minutes
Customer wait duration
Your severance
A lifetime supply of original recipe seasoning salt.
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