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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsTeaching children to lose gracefully before the algorithm wins everything.
Herding cats in cleats for minimal weekend pay.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect drills, zero sideline drama.
oof.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER AI-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces fair rotation without emotional bias
Organizing drills, managing player rotations, and mediating disputes between tearful toddlers and their over-invested parents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still identify which kid is hiding in the bushes instead of playing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software takes over the chaotic parent group chat notifications.
Month 6
High-speed cameras track player movement to enforce drill precision.
Month 13
Small mobile units handle ball collection and equipment setup tasks.
Year 1.9
Sensors monitor child fatigue and adjust play time accordingly.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The AI coach commands the pitch while you find a hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4,200 per year
Juice box spilled
98 percent
Parent ego complaints
100 percent
Drills completed
Your severance
One high-visibility vest and a broken whistle.
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