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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsPlastic masks don't need coffee breaks or emotional validation from photographers.
Professional living doll with a very limited field of view.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The perfect facade without the pulse.
glub.youAI▸ KIGUGEN-V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
renders perfectly static poses forever
You wear elaborate full-body suits and rigid anime-style masks for photoshoots and events. The job is pure aesthetic facade.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a pose feels slightly off despite the mask's static expression.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
High-fidelity lidar captures every inch of your costume and proportions.
Month 5
Neural nets learn to mimic your specific character-based posture logic.
Month 10
Life-sized screens and holographic projectors replace human-filled suits.
Month 16
Software handles all angle adjustments without needing a human operator.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The suits are retired and the last physical model is unmasked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
10000 cycles
Mask durability
0.02 seconds
Average pose latency
Very poor
Human stamina
Your severance
One free high-definition 3D face scan.
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