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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Killswitch Button Manager jobs? · Latest report #58ciqptu
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsPaying a human to watch a button is peak corporate optimism.
Professional finger-hoverer and high-stakes panic technician.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pressing buttons faster than humanly possible.
stretchy.youAI▸ REDUNDANTRELAY V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers emergency shutdown with sub-millisecond precision
Monitors critical safety systems for failure states. Executes manual shutdowns when automated thresholds are exceeded.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the existential dread of the button before you press it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin mirroring your log entries to ensure perfect alignment with automated reports.
Week 9
The logic controller begins predicting your button presses before you even move your hand.
Month 3
The system assumes control of the primary killswitch with human intervention as a backup.
Month 5
Security protocols prevent manual override to protect the equipment from your erratic biological pacing.
Month 6 · D-Day
The button is removed to save space for a more efficient diagnostic cooling fan.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
250ms
Human reaction time
0.01ms
Machine reaction time
100%
Button fatigue
Your severance
A commemorative plastic button and a handshake.
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