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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are the physical manifestation of a nervous system that needs replacing.
Professional breaker of circuits, amateur waiter for apocalypse.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Server termination at the speed of light.
sluurp.you▸ E-STOP AUTONOMOUS LOGIC 7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
kills the server before you notice
You monitor automated safety systems to physically disconnect failing AI infrastructure during critical server errors.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know which cables are actually important enough to yank at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Sensors are installed to track server health more precisely than you.
Week 8
Software learns to trigger kill signals before you see the error.
Month 3
Robotic relays replace the need for your physical hand on buttons.
Month 5
The AI runs simulated crashes to prove it handles them better.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and locks your access badge permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
250ms
Human reaction time
0.001ms
AI reaction time
3 cups
Coffee consumed per crisis
Your severance
A decommissioned power strip and a bus pass.
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