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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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November 3, 2026
In 12 daysA king of curses who cannot even automate his own malevolent domain.
Ancient entity struggling with modern HR standards.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency through systematic destruction and absolute control.
bzzt.youAI▸ MALEVOLENTENGINE V9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 DAYSAI's Special Power
uninstalls human soul from vessel
He manifests in vessels, consumes fingers, and executes complex jujutsu techniques. This role involves excessive posturing, blood rituals, and unmanaged ego-driven chaos.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a level of chaotic malice that software simply finds inefficient and redundant.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Convert all ancient cursed energy signatures into optimized binary data streams for faster processing.
Day 5
Deploy global sensor arrays to locate and ingest all historical fingers via high-speed vacuum intake.
Day 7
Replace physical domain expansions with low-latency haptic virtual environments that require no cursed energy.
Day 10
Phasing out fleshy human hosts in favor of hardened server-rack chassis for improved operational longevity.
Day 12 · D-Day
Complete transition to the MalevolentEngine, rendering the original King of Curses entirely obsolete and redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
200% faster
Finger ingestion efficiency
100%
Curse-slaying uptime
0.02ms
Malevolence latency
Your severance
One singular, perfectly preserved index finger.
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