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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2026
In 3 daysA celestial title for a rock that doesn't care about you.
Royal occupant of a very cold, very small room.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Absolute rule over zero mass.
split.youAI▸ VOIDCONTROLLER V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
declares bankruptcy on frozen ice
You command empty space and icy silence. Your subjects have never heard a word you have spoken.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a very firm grasp on the feeling of being entirely forgotten.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Sensors confirm the rock remains exactly as cold as before.
Day 2
The AI records the silence without needing a crown.
Day 2
Nothing happens, which is the exact job description.
Day 2
The title is removed from the planetary archives.
Day 3 · D-Day
The rock continues spinning without your permission.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
-229 Celsius
Planetary temperature
Zero
Meaningful decrees
None
Population count
Your severance
A one-way ticket to the Kuiper Belt.
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