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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsPredicting the future is easy when you control the data output.
Professional fortune-teller with a very expensive velvet cloak.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Policy advice without the ego or superstition.
oof.youAI▸ ORACLE-9 POLITICAL ENGINE▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal propaganda for every royal decree
Managing royal whims and crafting political rhetoric for the court to keep the kingdom functioning.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the specific social intuition to lie to a king without getting executed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map court traffic and record all royal verbal commands.
Month 3
The engine identifies when the king requires flattery or honesty.
Month 6
Large language models replace your quill to generate official documents.
Month 9
A screen replaces your physical seat at the banquet table.
Month 14 · D-Day
The throne room is fully automated and you are escorted out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
12
Prophecies per week
99%
Court sycophancy index
4
Gowns ruined by ink
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very distant, quiet village.
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