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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Kiosk Cashier jobs? · Latest report #hjubs85u
Your job has an expiration date
September 20, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou are literally just a fleshy interface for a credit card reader.
Human conduit for low-bandwidth credit card transactions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Touching screens is now officially obsolete.
squeeze.youAI▸ OMNIPAY KIOSK-V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes transactions without asking for a tip
You process point-of-sale transactions and assist customers with kiosk hardware. Your existence is a bridge between a human and a touch screen.
The one thing AI can't do
You can offer a sympathetic look when the machine inevitably declines their card.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Sensors monitor your specific interactions with the screen to map every edge-case gesture.
Month 6
The interface is updated to eliminate the need for your verbal navigation.
Month 12
Automated units are installed alongside your station to handle overflow transaction traffic.
Month 17
Payment gateways integrate directly with the inventory system to remove manual verification.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your register is unplugged and replaced by a sleek, uncomplaining glass column.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4.2%
Human error rate
12 seconds
Average transaction speed
Too many
Unpaid breaks taken
Your severance
One complimentary lifetime subscription to self-checkout software.
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