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October 20, 2036
In 10 yearsYour tape measure is charmingly archaic; your site mess is even better.
Master of surprise dry rot and hidden electrical nightmares.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Building spaces better than messy humans can.
splat.you▸ STRUCTUR-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · LEGENDARY▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 YEARSAI's Special Power
reconfigures plumbing paths in real-time
You tear out old tiles and pipes to install new fixtures in unpredictable, cramped spaces.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still improvise a solution when you find a load-bearing wall inside a vanity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Lidar drones map your messy workspace to avoid human error.
Month 16
Robotic arms strip walls without accidentally hitting the gas line.
Year 3.3
Modular systems route pipes through your maze-like wall cavities.
Year 5
Small robots place tiles perfectly despite your crooked walls.
Year 10 · D-Day
The site is finished perfectly while you are still finding parts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
2 tons
Average drywall dust inhaled
100 percent
Unforeseen pipe leaks found
4 per month
Clients crying over backsplashes
Your severance
A box of rusty screws and a dry sandwich.
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