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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Kitchen And Bathroom Fitter jobs? · Latest report #9wjxw3qr
Your job has an expiration date
July 23, 2032
In 5 years, 9 monthsYour precision with tile adhesive is about to meet its match.
Master of the S-trap and the level bubble.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total tear-outs without the dust.
no no noyouAI▸ RENOVATOR-PRIME V7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARS, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
installs cabinets without waking the neighbors
You rip out old plumbing and fixtures to install new cabinets, sinks, and tubs for homeowners.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still improvise a solution when the wall behind the tile crumbles away.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors scan the walls to map every hidden pipe and wire.
Month 15
Automated cutters remove old units while vacuuming all debris instantly.
Year 2.5
Robotic arms weld new joints with zero leaks in tight corners.
Year 3.8
Vision-guided nozzles lay perfect grout lines on any surface.
Year 6 · D-Day
A single compact unit finishes your entire bathroom by morning.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
0.1 millimeters
Average grout line deviation
Zero
Dust clouds per project
None
Pipes incorrectly joined
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium duct tape and screws.
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