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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour tape measure is an antique; the factory floor has better ideas.
Professional bodger of non-90-degree corners.
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Precision fitting for non-standard rooms.
bzzt.youAI▸ FITUNIT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
levels cabinets on uneven floors
You assemble cabinets, cut worktops, and level units. You solve problems when walls are crooked.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly how to bodge a fix when the wall is not level.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Lasers map every crooked wall in seconds.
Month 7
Pre-cut cabinets arrive tailored for your specific mess.
Month 16
Robotic arms mount units with perfect alignment.
Year 2.2
Vacuum-based grippers set worktops without human lifting.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The kitchen builds itself while you watch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
3 percent
Average error rate
4 per day
Custom units installed
6 per day
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A laser level and a high-five.
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