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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Knight jobs? · Latest report #84etzeyt
Your job has an expiration date
October 18, 2046
In 20 yearsYour heavy plate armor is just a collection of future scrap metal.
Professional oath-taker, sword-wielder, and occasional border-guarding hobbyist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Protecting the realm without the emotional baggage.
bzzt.youAI▸ PALADIN-DRONE MARK VII▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 20 YEARSAI's Special Power
enforces feudal loyalty with zero hesitation
Knights protect borders, resolve local disputes with force, and perform ceremonial duties for monarchical authority figures.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can actually look distressed while swearing a blood oath.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 7
Sensors in the new gear track your fatigue during patrol routes.
Year 2.7
An app handles your oath scheduling to improve administrative efficiency.
Year 7
Robot arms replace the manual polishing of your steel equipment.
Year 14
Computers settle your local disputes based on purely objective data points.
Year 20 · D-Day
The unit self-deploys and renders all physical knights entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
25 kg
Average armor weight
1.2 seconds
Sword swing speed
Zero logical output
Honor-based decisions
Your severance
One rusted broadsword and a map to nowhere.
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