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Your job has an expiration date
April 28, 2027
In 6 monthsYour job is just reading passports until you go blind.
Professional pattern-matcher, expert in staring at blurry jpegs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Checking IDs faster than you can blink.
no no noyouAI▸ AML-SENTINEL 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags shadow transactions in real-time
Analyses identity documents and transaction history to stop money laundering. Flags suspicious behavior for internal compliance reviews.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes spot a genuine human panic in an otherwise perfect set of data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical character recognition pulls data from IDs without human help.
Week 9
Software identifies suspicious transaction patterns instead of waiting for you.
Month 3
Algorithms verify addresses against government databases in mere seconds.
Month 4
Supervisors stop needing you to summarize the fraud reports.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system finishes the job, leaving you to update your LinkedIn.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
200 per shift
Average documents reviewed
too high
False positive rate
4 cups
Coffee consumed per day
Your severance
A PDF of a generic apology letter.
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