Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Knowledge Manager jobs? · Latest report #dfi53wqk
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are a glorified search bar that occasionally replies to emails.
Professional resume-mover and calendar-filler.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Organizing chaos so you don't have to.
squeeze.youAI▸ DATAFLOW AGENT 4.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
syncs global calendars with zero friction
You shuffle candidate resumes into folders and force calendars to align for people who can't use tools.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a candidate about why the role is open.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Automated scripts begin indexing all your folders without human input.
Month 3
AI assistants take over scheduling invites based on open availability.
Month 6
Smart filters delete your duplicates and fix broken spreadsheet links.
Month 10
Generative models produce your client briefs before you even ask.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system replaces your login with a terminal error code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4,000,000
resume folders created
too many
emails sent for scheduling
0.01 percent
useful knowledge found
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a cloud storage service.
Discussion
