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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour ability to flip pork belly is charming, but inefficient.
Charcoal-wrangler and professional banchan-replenishment expert.
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bzzt.youAI▸ K-GRILL-AUTO 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers hot banchan without burning its hands
You manage table-side charcoal grills and serve endless banchan dishes.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly when the brisket reaches the perfect char for a specific customer.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart carts will navigate the floor to replace your side dishes.
Month 6
Thermal cameras track the meat to tell you when to flip.
Month 16
Gantry arms take over the heavy shearing and plating work.
Year 2.5
Tables gain built-in automated vent controls and induction heating.
Year 4 · D-Day
The kitchen and floor are now fully autonomous and silent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
99.9%
Meat flip accuracy
0.1 seconds
Refill latency
Zero
Social anxiety level
Your severance
One lifetime supply of kimchi and a sad emoji.
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