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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a glorified gatekeeper checking digital spreadsheets for ghosts.
Professional gatekeeper, spreadsheet enthusiast, and backlog survivor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total compliance in three milliseconds flat.
bzzt.youAI▸ VERIFYBOT PRO X1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags illicit accounts without human intervention
You review identity documents and transaction history to spot money laundering risks. You spend all day clearing backlogs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes guess when a fake ID was printed by the wrong printer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software replaces manual scanning of basic identity documents.
Month 4
AI models flag risky transactions before you even open them.
Month 8
Algorithms write the suspicious activity reports for government review.
Month 12
Neural nets rewrite compliance rules as fast as laws change.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your login access is deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4000
Documents reviewed per hour
12 percent
Human error rate
Infinite
Average backlog size
Your severance
One free subscription to a document shredding service.
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