Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace KYC Middle Office Analyst jobs? · Latest report #dvfz8r68
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsChecking passports while the world burns is a surprisingly automatable chore.
Professional box-checker for global financial giants
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Verification without the human hesitation.
ow.youAI▸ AML-SENTINEL 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags offshore shell companies in milliseconds
You verify client identities and cross-reference anti-money laundering databases. You spend all day chasing missing corporate documents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying better than any cold algorithm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software reads your PDFs instead of your tired eyes.
Month 5
API calls replace manual searching of global sanction databases.
Month 10
A polite bot nags clients for documents much faster than you.
Month 15
Risk algorithms decide if a client is worth the trouble.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs itself, leaving you to find better hobbies.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
10 million/sec
Sanction lists scanned
Zero
Document email pings
4.2 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and a digital pat
Discussion
