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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy reviewing passport scans while your replacement reads them in nanoseconds.
Professional pattern-matcher of very boring PDF files.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning compliance into a background whisper.
split.youAI▸ SANCTIONSCAN V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags global money launderers before breakfast
You manually verify identity documents and check names against massive sanctions lists. It is data entry with anxiety.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to you through a blurry webcam feed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical character recognition now pulls data from your documents automatically.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your tedious manual searching of global sanctions lists.
Month 8
Software writes your reports by predicting what you would conclude anyway.
Month 12
You are demoted to only handling the 1% of edge cases.
Month 14 · D-Day
The logic gate closes and your login credentials are deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
Zero
Sanctions matches found
1.2 Million
Documents processed hourly
0.0001%
False positives accepted
Your severance
A PDF copy of the internal compliance manual.
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