Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace L&D Systems Lead jobs? · Latest report #2frkmj7n
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning mandatory compliance into a background task nobody notices or completes.
Professional cat-herder for mandatory clinical compliance modules.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mandatory training without the human friction.
split.you▸ COURSEBOT NHS-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates compliance reporting to central command
You manage digital learning platforms and fix technical access issues. You create e-learning modules for hospital staff training.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a nurse is too tired to click next on a module.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots handle all login failures and permission requests instantly.
Month 4
Generative models produce all compliance modules from policy PDFs.
Month 8
Compliance reporting is pushed directly to regulators without human review.
Month 13
Legacy system dependencies are replaced by modern web-native containers.
Month 19 · D-Day
The L&D console is fully autonomous and requires zero oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 seconds
Average module completion speed
99.9 percent
Helpdesk tickets ignored
Systemic
Staff frustration levels
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to mandatory training modules.
Discussion
