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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsResetting passwords for sugar-addicted factory workers isn't a career.
L1 support specialist for Italian sugar distribution logistics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving factory access tickets without human fatigue.
split.youAI▸ SWEETFIX SAP-AGENT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects user errors in real time
You troubleshoot SAP access issues for candy plant employees. You are a glorified digital gatekeeper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a warehouse worker is lying about their SAP login credentials.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins answering routine SAP login queries.
Month 3
Biometric logs replace your manual identity verification calls.
Month 5
SAP permissions update automatically based on HR schedule changes.
Month 7
You spend your final month teaching the machine your tone.
Month 8 · D-Day
The system disables your account; you become a legacy entry.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.4 seconds
Average password reset time
800+
Worker support tickets per shift
99%
Human error probability
Your severance
A lifetime supply of sugar-free gum.
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