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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou track inventory while the real work happens in the cloud.
Lab tech by day, script runner by night.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Inventory managed, latency conquered.
bzzt.you▸ ADMINBOT-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches software vulnerabilities before you log in
You manage equipment tracking, lab access logs, and server deployment scripts for noisy testing environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically reconnect the cable that keeps coming loose under the desk.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin logging all hardware status directly to the cloud.
Month 4
AI agents take over writing and executing your deployment scripts.
Month 8
Robotic scanners perform real-time inventory checks on all shelves.
Month 13
Smart locks and biometric scanners replace your manual access logs.
Month 18 · D-Day
The administrative interface shuts down for all human accounts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
99.9% automated
Equipment status updates
too high
Human error rate
100% digital
Access logs filed
Your severance
One complimentary set of noise-canceling headphones.
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