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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour hospital lab contacts prefer an API over your lunch meetings.
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The frictionless procurement interface for clinical labs.
split.youAI▸ VENDORBOT CONNECT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates the entire purchasing procurement chain
You pitch centrifuges and analyzers to hospital labs. You manage relationships to secure high-value hospital equipment contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can read a frustrated lab manager's face better than any camera sensor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We scrape every hospital procurement contact list in existence.
Month 5
Interactive web models replace your clunky in-person equipment show-and-tell.
Month 13
Machine learning agents handle lease terms directly with hospital admins.
Year 1.9
Direct API links remove the need for your relationship management.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The lab managers switch to a fully automated ordering platform.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Overpriced
Average lunch tab
Negligible
Cold call success
Too long
Sales cycle duration
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one final stale pastry.
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