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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour case law research is just fancy pattern matching for machines.
Hourly billing enthusiast with a fear of precedents.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Justice is just binary logic.
shred.you▸ JURISPRUDENCE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
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You draft briefs, review employment contracts, and argue civil disputes in courtrooms based on dense legal precedents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a witness during cross-examination.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scans millions of emails to flag relevant evidence instantly.
Month 6
AI writes standard motions and contracts faster than a junior associate.
Month 13
Algorithms calculate precise settlement values to avoid costly court appearances.
Year 2.1
Systems submit briefs directly to court servers without human review.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The machine autonomously handles the entire case lifecycle from filing to verdict.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
65
Billable hours per week
4 liters
Coffee intake
2 seconds
Precedent recall latency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw and a stress ball.
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