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Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsSelling billable hours is a business model with a very clear expiration.
Partner with a heavy focus on billable hour anxiety.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing hourly billing with precision justice.
glub.youAI▸ LEXISYNC ARBITRATOR V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralizes litigation threats before they start
You draft complex employment agreements and advise on sensitive workplace disputes. You manage client billing and firm partnerships.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software reads and flags all case documents instantly.
Month 5
Smart agents generate and redline complex agreements automatically.
Month 15
AI systems audit labor policies for risk without human input.
Year 2.2
Direct chat bots handle routine legal inquiries for clients.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The partnership dissolves as code handles the litigation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
2200 annually
Average billable hours
0.4 seconds
Contract review speed
Zero
Client retention cost
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one complimentary office plant.
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