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May 23, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling robot mice to labs while humans do the actual heavy lifting.
Venture-backed visionary selling expensive mouse-handling glorified scripts.
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You oversee robotics development for rodent research. You manage venture funding, board reporting, and strategic scaling of automated laboratory workflows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to investors with convincing eye contact at dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent generates quarterly board updates that track burn rate more accurately than you.
Month 5
Predictive models identify better market entry points than your expensive quarterly strategic offsites.
Month 10
Headhunting software replaces your recruiting efforts by scraping competitor staff with superior retention data.
Month 15
Investors start taking briefings from synthetic avatars because they never suffer from sleep deprivation.
Month 19 · D-Day
A terminal decision engine assumes full control of equity, operations, and your final exit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
88 percent
Funding dilution rate
Infinite
Board meeting boredom
Zero minutes
Real lab time
Your severance
One free subscription to a failed startup incubator.
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