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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou sell glass tubes to people who actually invent things.
Professional glass-peddler and master of boardroom boredom.
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Optimizing chemical glassware manufacturing margins.
oof.youAI▸ EXECUDISTILL V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly earnings reports by itself
You manage distillation unit production and sales pipelines. You oversee supply chains and manufacturing strategy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a disgruntled lab director in the eye while apologising.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor glass stock levels instead of your spreadsheets.
Month 5
Algorithms dictate production runs based on market sentiment.
Month 13
Software delivers the strategy slides while you watch.
Year 2.1
Smart contracts handle all supply chain negotiations autonomously.
Year 3 · D-Day
The board replaces your office with an API endpoint.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
12
Annual board meetings endured
400
Supply chain friction events
Max
Client acquisition fatigue
Your severance
A vintage Erlenmeyer flask and a firm handshake.
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