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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour passion for justice is just a poorly structured database query.
Senior Advocate (mostly billable, emotionally burdened by statute)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precedent mining for a faster, colder future.
bzzt.youAI▸ LEXI-BOT JUSTICE SUITE V.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
voids contracts with a single mouse click
You draft contracts and argue for worker rights in court. You spend your life reading statutes and complex documents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client is lying to you in court.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual motion filing is replaced by an automated portal sync.
Month 5
A machine reads all discovery documents in seconds, bypassing your review.
Month 12
The AI writes your legal briefs based on precedent-heavy datasets.
Month 16
Algorithms predict court outcomes better than your gut feeling ever could.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your practice becomes a local node for our central justice server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4000x faster
Contract interpretation speed
Zero milliseconds
Client empathy latency
Infinite
Billable hours produced
Your severance
A PDF copy of the labor laws you loved.
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