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Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthWhistling at teenagers is a hobby, not a permanent career choice.
Professional whistle-blower for high-speed field disputes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Zero bias, perfect calls, no complaining.
oof.you▸ REFBOT FIELD-SCAN 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
issues instant non-debatable penalty rulings
You monitor youth and collegiate field play, applying rulebooks during fast-paced matches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle difference between a legal check and genuine malice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cameras track all player movement to monitor crease and boundary lines.
Month 6
Vision models flag illegal hits and sticks without human hesitation.
Month 15
Electronic whistles trigger automatically when the game logic is broken.
Year 2.5
Interactive simulations replace your seminars for aspiring junior officials.
Year 4 · D-Day
The field goes fully autonomous and the human official retires.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
42
Average calls per game
High
Parental verbal abuse intensity
100%
Rulebook memorization
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium mute button.
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