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December 18, 2027
In 14 monthsCables are messy, but your reliance on them is messier.
Professional cable-wrangler for high-stakes legal document servers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Wireless connectivity for the litigious.
splat.you▸ ETHERNET-X 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
snaps cat6 cables into place perfectly
You route Ethernet cables through drop ceilings and patch them into rack-mounted network switches for law firms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can untangle a legacy cable mess in a server room by smell alone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the office layout to plan cable-free signal coverage.
Month 3
Adaptive mesh routers replace the need for physical copper runs.
Month 6
Robotic arms decommission old, dusty copper lines in ceilings.
Month 10
AI software manages traffic, rendering your manual troubleshooting redundant.
Month 14 · D-Day
The final Ethernet port is bricked as we switch to optics.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4 per site
Average ceiling tiles broken
12 hours/week
Time spent crimping ends
99.9% avoided
Network downtime caused by dust
Your severance
A lifetime supply of zip ties.
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