Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Land Owner jobs? · Latest report #fqe73727
Your job has an expiration date
October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsCollecting dirt is a hobby for people with too much history.
Title-holding, tax-paying, property-managing, dirt-optimizing human.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
The land effectively owns itself now.
shred.you▸ ESTATE-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates property tax filings in seconds
Managing property boundaries, tax assessments, and long-term land utilization strategies for economic gain.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the strange, deep patience required to wait decades for a zoning change.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Software audits your property taxes to find every possible loophole.
Year 8
IoT beacons detect and alert on any physical encroachment.
Year 16
Smart contracts handle all tenant negotiations without human input.
Year 27
AI models suggest the most profitable land usage per season.
Year 40 · D-Day
The title transfer occurs automatically via an immutable digital ledger.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99 percent
Property tax efficiency
near zero
Boundary dispute resolution
optimized
Average yield per acre
Your severance
One complimentary digital map of your former property.
Discussion
